Knock Knock: Armageddon!
Ah, after the long wait, our impending doom is finally upon us. Can’t say I wasn’t a little anxious about it, but now that it’s here, I guess I’m all ready. I’ve caught up on season 3 of Justified, am up to date on The Walking Dead, and my car payment is made for the month. So, what now?
The cats have been edgy all day, though I think that’s because I opened a new can of Fancy Feast this morning and they know it’s still fresh and tasty, and they’ll get some more tonight. I wonder how they’ll fare through all this? I’m ready for the asteroid/plague/zombies/holy judgment/housecat uprising. I’m hoping for the housecat one, actually, since I’ve been pretty good to our cats. I figure I can talk them into letting me be their lickspittle/food provider. A life of dishing out cat food is worse than agonizing death, right?
So, as I look out of my window into the dark night beyond, through the howling winds and blowing snow of our first major snowfall of the year, I … oh, there it is! Oh, have mercy! Look at the flames, the fire, the electricity! It’s horrible, and yet beautiful at the same time! I can’t turn my eyes away, but I know I must act! What should I do? Blue electric light shoots through my home, electric cracks assault my ears, and for the love of all that’s holy, what can I … oh. Wait. I forgot to take the aluminum foil off my leftovers in the microwave. I hope I didn’t burn the turkey.
Never mind, false alarm. See you for Armageddon next year, I guess. I hear it’ll be sometime in Spring, 2013!